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January 14, 2009
Dr. Bruce Goldberg
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Dr. Bruce GoldbergDr. Bruce Goldberg is a dentist. But, he isn't any typical dentist.

This crazy bastard can apparently travel in time, and he's also a hypnotherapist...

Goldberg first appeared on the now-defunct TechTV show called Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, hosted by Martin Sargent.

For more information on this crazy bastard, you can check out his website at www.drbrucegoldberg.com.

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January 12, 2009
Alex Chiu
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I don't know why we haven't featured this crazy bastard on our website before, but now we're doing it.

Alex Chiu is a role model to us because he has invented something very important: immortality rings. Claiming that these rings will help you stave off mortality, making you live forever, this guy is a role model.

Chiu is also the inventor of Gorgeouspil, which claims to make you beautiful. So, if your breasts are too big, the pills will make them "normal." If your nose is too small, the pills will once again make them normal. It's all very funny, and it's all apparently true.

Chiu has made numerous television appearances, where most of them were on Martin Sargent's television and Internet shows in no particular order: Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, Infected by Martin Sargent, WebDrifter and Internet Superstar.

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October 24, 2008
Steve Wilkos
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Steve WilkosSteve Wilkos is one of the most kick-ass role models, ever. Mr. Wilkos was once the head of security on The Jerry Springer Show.

Later on, Mr. Wilkos got his own show, helping people. Basically, one problem comes to the show with a problem, and the person causing the harm is usually on the show as well. Steve will then confront the "bad person" on behalf of the person who originally asked for his help. If nothing happens, Steve starts to yell, and this is where it gets funny.

But in the end, someone admits guilt, and the person is helped, 99.9% of the time. Nice guy, when he's not mad. But when he is, you're totally fucked. And don't threaten to kick this guy's ass. He'll kick yours for you.

I encourage you to watch The Steve Wilkos Show too! I think you'll find it interesting.

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October 10, 2008
Charlie Harper
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Charlie HarperToday's role model is Charlie Harper, from Two and a Half Men.

Charlie Harper is a bachelor, living in a kick-ass house in Malibu, and manages to have sex with a different woman almost every night.

Of course, he's pretty hilarious too.

But for now, he's a role model... because of that, and because he kicks some ass.

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July 02, 2008
George Costanza
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George CostanzaToday's kick-ass role model is George Costanza, one of the greatest characters on Seinfeld, ever.

George is a short, stalky and bald man, or as he calls himself... "Lord of the Idiots." Mr. Constanza is also known as the most kick-ass sitcom character of all time!

George exhibits a number of negative character traits. Among them are stinginess, selfishness, dishonesty, insecurity, and neurosis. That makes Mr. Constanza the perfect role model for our website.

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March 16, 2008
Newman
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NewmanIf you watch Seinfeld at all, you should know that Jerry Seinfeld's arch-nemesis is Newman, the disgruntled postal employee who lives not too far from Jerry's apartment within the same building.

You will notice that he is always greeted by Jerry with a "Hello... Newman." Well, it's even more kick-ass when he returns the favour simply by saying, "Hello... Jerry."

Of course, the man always hates Jerry, but is always as sick-and-twisted as George, Jerry and of course, Kramer.

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March 06, 2008
Bob and Cedric
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Bob and CedricBob and Cedric are two "street-toughs" on Seinfeld, as described by Kramer.

They first appeared on the episode titled "The Soup Nazi," when they decided to steal Elaine's recently-purchased armoire, which was being watched by Kramer.

My favourite appearance was on "The Sponge," when Kramer refused to wear an AIDS ribbon and was approached by the duo. The angle on that was just great!

Their third and final appearance was on "The Puerto Rican Day," when Kramer accidentally burned the Puerto Rican flag.

To check out a sample, click here.

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November 14, 2007
Jackie Chiles
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Jackie ChilesJackie Chiles is an insanely-awesome attorney that was featured on the kick-ass television program Seinfeld. The man first appeared on the episode titled "The Maestro," after Kramer sneaks a cafe latte into a movie theatre and burns himself while trying to climb over the legs of another patron.

Jackie Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, who represented people like Michael Jackson.

Chiles is hilarious and is a fast-talker. And there are phrases with the term 'outrageous' that make him funny. A good example of this was when Kramer decides to sue Sue Ellen Mischke because he was distracted and crashed George Costanza's car because Mischke was wearing a bra as a top. Chiles described her actions as "lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!" During all of the times that he has deal with Kramer only, Kramer has managed to settle for the dumbest things, including free coffee, which he accepted before the $50,000 offer was mentioned. Then of course, Chiles would call it a "public humiliation."

This guy kicks ass and if I could, I would have this guy represent me at every court appearance if that were to happen. Unfortunately, he is not real.

In fact, this guy is so cool, the College of Law at the University of Utah has an organization named after this kick-ass guy, the Jackie Chiles Law Society.

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April 09, 2007
Michael Winslow
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Michael WinslowTonight's role model on the Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home website is Michael Winslow, best known as that crazy bastard on the Police Academy movies as Larvell Jones.

Winslow is best known for his role on the Police Academy movies... but, he is incredibly famous because of the fact that he can make realistic sound effects by simply using his voice. Now watch this video, bitch.

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April 07, 2007
Bill O'Reilly
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Bill O'ReillyIf you subscribe to FOX News, you should know who Bill O'Reilly is. If not, you should be shot. Why? Well, he's that angry bastard that you would often find on the channel or on his show, The O'Reilly Factor.

The reason he is a role model is because he has a major anger problem. Now, he might be racist, or wrong a lot of times (most people like to think), but he is a role model through our point of view because of his anger problem.

In this day and age, YouTube is a very popular website among the youth-infested society that we live in today. YouTube is a very valuable service these days... as I stole the video of Bill O'Reilly going crazy below from YouTube:

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