I don't know why we haven't featured this crazy bastard on our website before, but now we're doing it.
Alex Chiu is a role model to us because he has invented something very important: immortality rings. Claiming that these rings will help you stave off mortality, making you live forever, this guy is a role model.
Chiu is also the inventor of Gorgeouspil, which claims to make you beautiful. So, if your breasts are too big, the pills will make them "normal." If your nose is too small, the pills will once again make them normal. It's all very funny, and it's all apparently true.
Chiu has made numerous television appearances, where most of them were on Martin Sargent's television and Internet shows in no particular order: Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, Infected by Martin Sargent, WebDrifter and Internet Superstar.
Steve Wilkos is one of the most kick-ass role models, ever. Mr. Wilkos was once the head of security on The Jerry Springer Show.
Later on, Mr. Wilkos got his own show, helping people. Basically, one problem comes to the show with a problem, and the person causing the harm is usually on the show as well. Steve will then confront the "bad person" on behalf of the person who originally asked for his help. If nothing happens, Steve starts to yell, and this is where it gets funny.
But in the end, someone admits guilt, and the person is helped, 99.9% of the time. Nice guy, when he's not mad. But when he is, you're totally fucked. And don't threaten to kick this guy's ass. He'll kick yours for you.
I encourage you to watch The Steve Wilkos Show too! I think you'll find it interesting.
Today's kick-ass role model is George Costanza, one of the greatest characters on Seinfeld, ever.
George is a short, stalky and bald man, or as he calls himself... "Lord of the Idiots." Mr. Constanza is also known as the most kick-ass sitcom character of all time!
George exhibits a number of negative character traits. Among them are stinginess, selfishness, dishonesty, insecurity, and neurosis. That makes Mr. Constanza the perfect role model for our website.
If you watch Seinfeld at all, you should know that Jerry Seinfeld's arch-nemesis is Newman, the disgruntled postal employee who lives not too far from Jerry's apartment within the same building.
You will notice that he is always greeted by Jerry with a "Hello... Newman." Well, it's even more kick-ass when he returns the favour simply by saying, "Hello... Jerry."
Of course, the man always hates Jerry, but is always as sick-and-twisted as George, Jerry and of course, Kramer.
Bob and Cedric are two "street-toughs" on Seinfeld, as described by Kramer.
They first appeared on the episode titled "The Soup Nazi," when they decided to steal Elaine's recently-purchased armoire, which was being watched by Kramer.
My favourite appearance was on "The Sponge," when Kramer refused to wear an AIDS ribbon and was approached by the duo. The angle on that was just great!
Their third and final appearance was on "The Puerto Rican Day," when Kramer accidentally burned the Puerto Rican flag.
Jackie Chiles is an insanely-awesome attorney that was featured on the kick-ass television program Seinfeld. The man first appeared on the episode titled "The Maestro," after Kramer sneaks a cafe latte into a movie theatre and burns himself while trying to climb over the legs of another patron.
Jackie Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, who represented people like Michael Jackson.
Chiles is hilarious and is a fast-talker. And there are phrases with the term 'outrageous' that make him funny. A good example of this was when Kramer decides to sue Sue Ellen Mischke because he was distracted and crashed George Costanza's car because Mischke was wearing a bra as a top. Chiles described her actions as "lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!" During all of the times that he has deal with Kramer only, Kramer has managed to settle for the dumbest things, including free coffee, which he accepted before the $50,000 offer was mentioned. Then of course, Chiles would call it a "public humiliation."
This guy kicks ass and if I could, I would have this guy represent me at every court appearance if that were to happen. Unfortunately, he is not real.
In fact, this guy is so cool, the College of Law at the University of Utah has an organization named after this kick-ass guy, the Jackie Chiles Law Society.
Tonight's role model on the Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home website is Michael Winslow, best known as that crazy bastard on the Police Academy movies as Larvell Jones.
Winslow is best known for his role on the Police Academy movies... but, he is incredibly famous because of the fact that he can make realistic sound effects by simply using his voice. Now watch this video, bitch.
If you subscribe to FOX News, you should know who Bill O'Reilly is. If not, you should be shot. Why? Well, he's that angry bastard that you would often find on the channel or on his show, The O'Reilly Factor.
The reason he is a role model is because he has a major anger problem. Now, he might be racist, or wrong a lot of times (most people like to think), but he is a role model through our point of view because of his anger problem.
In this day and age, YouTube is a very popular website among the youth-infested society that we live in today. YouTube is a very valuable service these days... as I stole the video of Bill O'Reilly going crazy below from YouTube:
Dr. Bruce Goldberg is a dentist. But, he isn't any typical dentist.
I don't know why we haven't featured this crazy bastard on our website before, but now we're doing it.
Steve Wilkos is one of the most kick-ass role models, ever. Mr. Wilkos was once the head of security on 
Today's role model is Charlie Harper, from Two and a Half Men.
Today's kick-ass role model is George Costanza, one of the greatest characters on Seinfeld, ever.
If you watch Seinfeld at all, you should know that Jerry Seinfeld's arch-nemesis is Newman, the disgruntled postal employee who lives not too far from Jerry's apartment within the same building.
Bob and Cedric are two "street-toughs" on Seinfeld, as described by Kramer.
Jackie Chiles is an insanely-awesome attorney that was featured on the kick-ass television program Seinfeld. The man first appeared on the episode titled "The Maestro," after Kramer sneaks a cafe latte into a movie theatre and burns himself while trying to climb over the legs of another patron.
Tonight's role model on the Huy's HomeTurf!!!@Home website is Michael Winslow, best known as that crazy bastard on the Police Academy movies as Larvell Jones.
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